An elderly lady, rocking on her front porch wistfully reflected on her long life. Abruptly her Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared before her and said she'd grant her 3 wishes and sorry for the delay.
"Well," said the woman, "If you really are my Fairy godmother make me rich beyond my wildest dreams."
She was amazed as her house turned to solid gold with emerald decorated windows.
"Wow! Can you turn me into a beautiful, young princess," she said.
Without a word the Fairy Godmother waved her wand and the elderly lady was transformed into a beautiful young princess.
"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them. "Oh," the woman said, "please turn my cat into a handsome young prince?"
With a swish of her wand the cat was transformed and standing before her was a handsome young man with long flowing hair.
She looked up at him, love reflected in her young eyes. Smiling, he bent down and said, "I'll bet now you're sorry you had me neutered!"