`Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the warrior offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out near the Desolation, I came upon a band of orcs
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed orc and smacked him in his face, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago.' (lee)
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