Saturday, 12 May 2012

Barbarian Joke

The spirit of a barbarian warrior appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 
`Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the warrior offered. 
'On a trip to the Black Hills out near the Desolation, I came upon a band of orcs 
who were threatening a young woman. 
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. 
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed orc and smacked him in his face, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. 
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the snot out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago.' (lee)

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