When his Orc mother asks why he says, "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the elf boys boys could say them and I could only get to e, why is that?"
Mom says "That's because you are an Orc and they are Elves."
Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asks.
Tyrone said "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the Elf boys did, but I could only get to 10. Why is that?"
Mom says, "Because you are an Orc and they are Elves."
Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama.
"Well, we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all. Is that because I'm an Orc and they are Elves?"
Mama says, "No Tyrone, it's because you are 17 and they are 6."