A married couple both 62 were out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a
little fairy appeared at their table."For being an exemplary
married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this
time, I will grant you each a wish".
"Oh I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her wand and two tickets for a cruise on
the QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"This is all very romantic but an opportunity like this may never
appear again. I,m sorry my love but my wish is for a wife 30 years
The wife and fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish....... The fairy waved her wand and "poof!" - the husband
became 92 years old. Morale of the story: Men who are ungrateful
b***ds (people) should remember that fairies are female.