Dragons, Heroes and Wizards: Legacy of the Eldric (Prophecy of the Kings: Book 1)
Really thoughtful review and more reviews to come on books 2 and 3.
Here you will find fantasy jokes featuring dragons, orcs, trolls, fairies, genies and all sort of fantasy creatures. Try it yourself and post a joke to me at prophecyofthekings@blueyonder.co.uk -- turn elephant jokes into orc jokes, for example.
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
Sunday, 27 October 2013
Fairy Joke
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such a wonderful married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for : the Queen Mary luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. "
The wife, and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -the husband became 92 years old.
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