Sunday, 21 September 2014
Very Short Fantasy Joke
Last night I dreamed I was writing a book called The Lord Of The Rings. I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Sunday, 14 September 2014
Troll and Orc Jokes
Teacher: "Where would you find a troll?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"
What did the dragon say when the man grabbed him by the tail? This is the end of me!
What do you call a troll with a potato in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call an orc that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
What did the grape say when the troll stood on it? Not a thing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don't Orcs like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"
What did the dragon say when the man grabbed him by the tail? This is the end of me!
What do you call a troll with a potato in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call an orc that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
What did the grape say when the troll stood on it? Not a thing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don't Orcs like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!
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