Another Death Joke

Two chaps show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second person tells him that he died of a heart attack.

"How did that happen?" asks the first chap.

"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, In my remorse I had a heart attack and died on the spot."

"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

Hilarious - Borderline Fantasy so Forgive me.

I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"

She said, "Yes, sir."

So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?"

Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/illness-and-mortality/death#ixzz3bWEvveAP