Jokes are easy to make up. Simply replace Troll for Elephant in an Elephant joke, as an example.
This is just for fun and I think some of the jokes already published have hopefully raised a smile.
So get cracking and you could win a copy of Legacy of the Eldric in time for Christmas. Postage allowing of course.
Sample chapters and reviews for Legacy of the Eldric and my other books are available on my website http://davidburrows.org.uk/