Orc Taking Holy Orders

An orc wanted to become a shaman so he went to the local monastery and talked to the head shaman.

The head shaman said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.”

The orc agreed and after the first 3 years, the head shaman came to him and said, “What are your two words?”

“Food cold!” the orc replied.

Three more years went by and the head shaman came to him and said “What are your two words?”

“Robe dirty!” the orc exclaimed.

Three more years went by and the head shaman came to him and said, “What are your two words?”

“I quit!” said the orc.

“Well,” the head shaman replied, “I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!”

Orc Detective Joke

The famous Orc detective Sherl-Orc Holmes had his door painted yellow.

"Why," I hear you ask.

Because it was Lemon Entry :)

Weasily the Best Joke Yet

A weasel goes into a bar

"Wow, a weasel," says the bartender. "I have never had a weasel in here before. What would you like?"

"Pop," goes the weasel. (Sorry - no orc jokes today :( )