A giant Orc was walking through the forest when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing.
The Orc roared, 'Who is the king of the forest?', and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Great One.'
The troll walked off pleased. Soon he came across a mule drinking at a pond. The Orc roared, 'Who is the king of the forest?' and the mule replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.'
The Orc walked off pleased. Then he came across a Troll. 'Who is the king of the forest?' he roared. With that, the Troll threw the Orc across a tree and jumped on him.
The Orc scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.'