'Well, I can think of one thing,' the warrior offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out near the Desolation, I came upon a band of orcs who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed orc and smacked him in his face, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?''
Just a couple of minutes ago,' replied the warrior