Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Dragons, Heroes and Wizards: Legacy of the Eldric (Prophecy of the Kings: Book 1)

Dragons, Heroes and Wizards: Legacy of the Eldric (Prophecy of the Kings: Book 1)

Really thoughtful review and more reviews to come on books 2 and 3.

Sunday, 27 October 2013

Fairy Joke

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such a wonderful married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for : the Queen Mary luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. "
The wife, and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -the husband became 92 years old.

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Genie Joke

A guy was walking on a beach when he found an old lamp. He rubbed it to get a better look at what he'd found. Pow, out pops a genie.

In typical fashion, if you've ever met a genie, the genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." 

The man was shocked that the genie knew he had an ex-wife, but then again he was a genie. 

After thinking for a while he said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and of course his ex-wife got two mansions. 

The man said "I would like a million pounds." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million pounds. 

Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."

Monday, 11 February 2013

Fairy Godmother Joke

An elderly lady, rocking on her front porch wistfully reflected on her long life. Abruptly her Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared before her and said she'd grant her 3 wishes and sorry for the delay.
"Well," said the woman, "If you really are my Fairy godmother make me rich beyond my wildest dreams."
She was amazed as her house turned to solid gold with emerald decorated windows.
"Wow! Can you turn me into a beautiful, young princess," she said.
Without a word the Fairy Godmother waved her wand and the elderly lady was transformed into a beautiful young princess.
"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them. "Oh," the woman said, "please turn my cat into a handsome young prince?"
With a swish of her wand the cat was transformed and standing before her was a handsome young man with long flowing hair.
She looked up at him, love reflected in her young eyes. Smiling, he bent down and said, "I'll bet now you're sorry you had me neutered!"