Saturday, 24 March 2018

Orc in a Restaurant

An orc sat down at his favourite restaurant.

"What would sir like," the goblin servant asked.

The orc scanned the menu. "I have never had pelican before. I will try that. What's the price please? It doesn't say."

The goblin smiled, "The bill for pelican is huge."

Thursday, 15 March 2018

Arthurian Jokes

1. Who built the Round Table?

    Sir Cumference

2. Which knight got around the most

    Sir Culation (groan at that one!)

3. Which Knight had the strangest accent?

    Sir Cumflex