Saturday 1 July 2017

Two Cannibal Orcs

Father and son cannibal orcs are walking through a lush forest. Ahead, in a clearing, standing thigh deep in a clear, blue pond was an orc maiden, washing her hair.

"Wow, dad," said the son. "Let's take her home and eat her."

"No, son," says the more experienced father, eyeing the young maiden's luscious curves. "Let's take her home and eat your mother."