Friday, 31 October 2014

Santa and Dragon Joke

Me: I want a dragon for Christmas, please

Santa: Don't be ridiculous. Dragons are a myth.

Me: OK -- I'll have a really nice girlfriend for Christmas, please. One that I can really understand.

Santa: OK, what colour dragon do you want?

Sunday, 21 September 2014

Very Short Fantasy Joke

Last night I dreamed I was writing a book called The Lord Of The Rings. I was Tolkien in my sleep.

Sunday, 14 September 2014

Troll and Orc Jokes

Teacher: "Where would you find a troll?" 
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!" 

What did the dragon say when the man grabbed him by the tail? This is the end of me! 

What do you call a troll with a potato in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you! 

What do you call an orc that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette! 

What did the grape say when the troll stood on it? Not a thing, it just let out a little wine! 

Why don't Orcs like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs! 

Saturday, 19 April 2014

Fantasy Jokes - Dwarves

What has an IQ of 12
13 dwarves.
Don't you mean 12 dwarves?
No - there's bound to be one thick one.

Two dwarves in a field and one says -"Look at that dead crow!"
The other dwarf looks in the sky and says "Where?"

What do you call a field full of dwarves - a thicket.

Any others? Help me out please.

Saturday, 11 January 2014