Thursday, 8 December 2016

Santa Joke

Sitting on Santa's knee he asked me what I wanted this year.

"I really like Game of Thrones so what I want this year is a dragon." 

Santa looked me in the eye and said, "Dragons are a myth. Don't be ridiculous."

I thought for a moment then said, "OK. Can I have a girlfriend that I can really understand and relate to, please."

Santa frowned, "What colour dragon do you want?"

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