Saturday, 28 October 2017

A Blind Orc Joke

A blind orc enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind orc yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” 

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. 

In a husky, deep voice, the person next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is a troll and blonde, the bouncer is a troll and blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde troll. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is a blonde dragon. The woman to your right is a blonde goblin, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” 

The blind orc says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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