Here you will find fantasy jokes featuring dragons, orcs, trolls, fairies, genies and all sort of fantasy creatures. Try it yourself and post a joke to me at prophecyofthekings@blueyonder.co.uk -- turn elephant jokes into orc jokes, for example.
Saturday, 12 May 2012
More troll jokes - Warning, these are bad
Q: How do you shoot a blue troll?
A: With a blue troll gun, of course.
Q: How do you shoot a red troll?
A: No, not with a red troll gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue troll gun.
Q: How do you shoot a green troll?
A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue troll gun.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow troll?
A: Ever seen a yellow troll?!!!
Q: Why are trolls wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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